“It was my bed before it was your food."
I'm disappointed this guy wasn't cursed. And what was the fairy doing last night, hm? Nothing good, I bet!
You’re right. I can’t disclose the details but it involved a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. 13% ABV when you're six inches tall hits entirely different.
When the fantastic meets the mundane often we just have to go on with our lives...
"Yeah, man. I'm gonna be late. There's a sphinx sleeping on the hood of my car and she won't leave until I answer her three riddles. Look, unless you know what has a thousand letters but two words I'm not going to make it in for my shift."
I'm disappointed this guy wasn't cursed. And what was the fairy doing last night, hm? Nothing good, I bet!
You’re right. I can’t disclose the details but it involved a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. 13% ABV when you're six inches tall hits entirely different.
When the fantastic meets the mundane often we just have to go on with our lives...
"Yeah, man. I'm gonna be late. There's a sphinx sleeping on the hood of my car and she won't leave until I answer her three riddles. Look, unless you know what has a thousand letters but two words I'm not going to make it in for my shift."